jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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frecklesrex:

Why wikipedia is a reliable site

frecklesrex:

Why wikipedia is a reliable site

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catholmes:

demet3r:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

what if we’re all characters in a book

WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING

guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough

and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context

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Dude, my author fucking sucks. 

(Source: getsby, via halfmyotpisdead)

bigyiff94:

Horror movie idea: a succubus who picks up guys at bookstores by playing manic pixie dream girl. They go on a date and everything’s perfect. The entire movie is an indie rom com until they sleep together for the first time and she rips out his heart and eats it. The movie ends with her “accidentally bumping into” another guy at a bookstore. The cycle begins again

(via thehealthywarrior)

What 3 fictional characters do you most associate me with?

(Source: askboxmemes, via fangirlbydaybloggerbynight)

chris evans with a beard is the type of guy to take you out drinking and take you home and fuck you until you cannot walk

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chris evans without a beard is the type of guy to bring you flowers and coffee before work and tell you a joke while making love

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(Source: castielssam, via thehealthywarrior)